Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she smelled like a LAN party
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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