I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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