it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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