I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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