I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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