Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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