I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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