why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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