do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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