Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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In other news, I just burned my penis
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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