I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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