so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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