I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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