who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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