she was so not down for the gang bang
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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