sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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