At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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