Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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