the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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