By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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