According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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