Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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