Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Randomize