i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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