It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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