it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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