She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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