at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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