Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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