In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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