new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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