Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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