1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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