I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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