Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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