my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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