So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
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Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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