I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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