pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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