He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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