in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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