that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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