Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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