dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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