oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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