brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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