whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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