Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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