I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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