don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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